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Bee’s apartment.
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| Pretty Patrick
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Oh man, this salad looks good. What did you get?
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| Bee
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It’s yogurt.
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| Pretty Patrick
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That’s all you’re having for lunch?
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| Bee
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*Gurgles*. *Soon it will be cheese*. Soon it will be cheese.
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| Pretty Patrick
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Well, if you want some of my salad you can have it.
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| Bee
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*gasp* Thank you Pretty Patrick...
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| Pretty Patrick
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*crunching* Hm... hmm hm hm h-hm.
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| Ad break
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We'll be back to the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime marathon after the break!
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| Bee
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Ahh man... I love this show!
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| PuppyCat
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Me, too.
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| Ad break
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Stay tuned! We're playing every episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime! Leading up to a special new episode where we reveal! Pretty Patrick's! Favorite food!
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| Bee
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Ooh, I gotta know, I gotta know! *knocking at door*
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| Cardamon
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Touch my hair.
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| Bee
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Yeah, okay- aah...
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| Cardamon
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That's toilet water.
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| Bee
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Eww. I haven't seen you in a while, Cardamon. How's school?
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| Cardamon
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It's okay.
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| Bee
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How's your mom?
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| Cardamon
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Still sleeping. Your toilet is leaking into my toilet. I'll fix it for you.
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| Bee
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Oh, you don't have to do that.
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| Cardamon
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Of course I do. I'm your landlord now.
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| PuppyCat
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I want the hammer.
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| Cardamon
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We're not supposed to have pets in the building.
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| Bee
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Well, he... pays rent.
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| Cardamon
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*touches PuppyCat* Soft. *pats on PuppyCat* Also fat.
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| PuppyCat
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*with grumpy face, hits Cardamon's face gently*
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| Bee
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Come watch TV with us! There's a new special episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime at 9:00!
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| Cardamon
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I can't. It's my job to fix your toilet problems. *hits the toilet seat with the hammer*
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| Bee
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*thumbs up*
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| Cardamon
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I need more room to work.
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| Bee
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Oh, okay.
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| Cardamon
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More room. Back up further. Further.
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| Scene
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The beach.
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| Bee
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*receives a text message from Cardamon says "Further". This is as far as we can go. *sighs* Come on, Puppycat. Let's go find a TV.
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| PuppyCat
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You don't want to swim?
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| Bee
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Geh, I don't like water.
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| Keith
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Homie? *PuppyCat sinks Keith* Homie. Homie?
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| Bee
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I guess the best bet's a cafe. There's a lot of them! One's gotta be playing the pretty Patrick Lunchtime marathon.
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| Keith
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Cleavage, dude.
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| Bee
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Let's go!!
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| Keith
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Ahhh! Cleavage? Cleavage, dude?
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| Bee
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*yelling*
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| Keith
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Popsicle cleavage?
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| Bee
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Ugghh.
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| Keith
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Hot dog clea-
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| Keith
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Hmmmm! Ice- cream- clea-
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| PuppyCat
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*shrieking*
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| Bee
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None of these places are playing the show we like.
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| PuppyCat
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Force them to change the channel.
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| Bee
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I don't like telling people what to do.
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| PuppyCat
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You should. It's amazing.
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| Bee
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Hmm. I like that we like the same show, Puppycat. If I could, I'd buy us our own cafe. We could watch pretty Patrick Lunchtime all day. Deckard could work there. And Cas could program some kind of anti-breaking toilet so when Cardamon visits, he won't have to fix it.
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| PuppyCat
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You're gonna need a lot of money to make sure weird TV dream come true.
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| Bee
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Money! Tempbot! Tempbot's a huge TV! Ahh... Ugh... I got sand in my suit.
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| PuppyCat
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Me, too.
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| Bee
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We just gotta go over there- and ask Tempbot to just- let us hang out! And let us watch her until the new episode of Pretty Patrick Lunchtime comes on at 9:00!
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| Keith
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Butt cleavage?
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| PuppyCat
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I would do anything for Pretty Patrick.
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| Bee
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Yay.
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| PuppyCat
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Our destiny awaits.
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| Bee
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Yeah, cool.
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| Keith
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What? What? No... cleavage? *heavy breathing*
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| Bee
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*grunting* Why does it get so hot? Too many hot dogs... *PuppyCat splashes*
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| Bee
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Yeah! Ya got it!
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| PuppyCat
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Yeah. c'mon, let's go.
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| Bee
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I hate water!
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| PuppyCat
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You're gonna make me come back all the way back there?
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| Bee
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I hate water! I hate water! I hate water!
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| PuppyCat
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It's just water.
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| Bee
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Ha! Not just me, also cats!
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| PuppyCat
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Alright, I'm coming.
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| Bee
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Are you... hungry?
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| PuppyCat
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We just had food.
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| Bee
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Yeah. I know.
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| PuppyCat
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I could eat.
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| Bee
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Ha ha, yeah you could!
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| Scene
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Bee’s apartment.
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| Cardamon
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*reels fishing pole line* Why.
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