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Scene The sidewalk at an intersection.
Bee I got fired today. I'd jaywalk, but I can't afford getting a ticket.
(Children run across the street laughing.)
Police officer No!
Bee Ugh, change, you stupid light. Agh! *gasp* A cat! Maybe a dog? Huh.
Scene Bee's apartment.
Bee Gahh! Guah. Guaaaah. I am such a loser. Ooh! My guts, my guts.
(Someone knocks at the door.)
Bee Coming!
Deckard Hey.
Bee Hey Deckard!
Deckard I heard you lost your job?
Bee Oh, uh, yeah. Too bad I can't make a career out of getting fired, right? I'd be like a CEO, or a manager. Which one's more impressive? President?
Deckard Are you gonna be o— *gasps*
Bee Oh my god! Oh, oh my god. Ah, wait, ah...ooh, ah, I have, uh, stuff for your stuff.
Deckard *groans*
Bee I got you some ice for your crotch! I'm shoving the crotch ice under the door!
(Deckard leaves, leaves behind lasagna. Bee returns to her living room.)
Bee Oh, you're awake! Wanna split a casserole?
Scene Dream sequence.
Bee Oh, hello! Well, well.
PuppyCats *sings*
Bee What? Ah, wait! Where are you guys going?
(PuppyCat scratches Bee.)
Bee Why does this make me feel so sad?
Scene Bee's apartment.
Bee Ah, bad dream! Ah, you were there! Ah, lasagna's gone!
(Bee's alarm goes off.)
Bee Hm? Ah, I'm late!
Scene Temporary Employment Agency.
Bee No, no, no, no...
Temporary Agent Ok, you have no documentable skills, you didn't manage to finish schooling past high school. Work history: spotty, at best. This is a temporary agency, not a charity, we—
(Phone rings.)
Temp. agent Hello. Uh huh. No. Well, I didn't know that he had a peanut allergy. Ok, well, you know, if it's just a little bit of swelling, then then just get him away from the peanuts and, and it'll be over in about a half hour. Otherwise, call an ambulance. Thank you. Yep. Bye.
Bee You took too long. Now your candy's gone! That's what happened. Bagow!
Scene Bee's apartment.
PuppyCat Hello Peon. Bow to me.
Ladybug Uh, no. Thank you.
PuppyCat Why not?
Bee Hey dude! I got you presents. Pet store I used to work at is going out of business.
Scene Flashback of pet store dump.
Bee Ah ha ha!
Scene Bee's apartment.
Bee Lucky us! So, let me see. I got you a bone and wrapped a toy mouse around it. A blanket, eggplant pillow, dog food, cat food? Shampoo, a leash, and rainboots! Hahaha! Yeah. Yeah. Crap, I ran out of food money!
(PuppyCat jumps up.)
Bee Relax, man, I'm not gonna eat your food.
(PuppyCat pulls a letter out of his bell.)
Bee Ahh. Ahhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
(PuppyCat hits her.)
Bee Stop! No hitting. There better not be anything scary cryptic written in here. I will scream so loud and then totally lose my marbles. Pretty stationery though. "Dear PuppyCat." Is that you? "Please report to Fishbowl Space for temporary work. Sign below." Oh, let me get you a pen.
(PuppyCat presses his paw to the letter.)
Bee Ah?
(They disappear.)
Ladybug Hello. Hello? Anybody here? I've been left behind. I'm all alone. Am I not good enough? *farts*
(Ladybug #2 appears and laughs.)
Ladybug Ahh!
Unseen children Eww!