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The sidewalk at an intersection.
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| Bee
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I got fired today. I'd jaywalk, but I can't afford getting a ticket.
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(Children run across the street laughing.)
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| Police officer
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No!
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| Bee
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Ugh, change, you stupid light. Agh! *gasp* A cat! Maybe a dog? Huh.
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| Scene
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Bee's apartment.
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| Bee
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Gahh! Guah. Guaaaah. I am such a loser. Ooh! My guts, my guts.
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(Someone knocks at the door.)
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| Bee
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Coming!
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| Deckard
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Hey.
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| Bee
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Hey Deckard!
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| Deckard
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I heard you lost your job?
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| Bee
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Oh, uh, yeah. Too bad I can't make a career out of getting fired, right? I'd be like a CEO, or a manager. Which one's more impressive? President?
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| Deckard
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Are you gonna be o— *gasps*
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| Bee
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Oh my god! Oh, oh my god. Ah, wait, ah...ooh, ah, I have, uh, stuff for your stuff.
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| Deckard
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*groans*
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| Bee
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I got you some ice for your crotch! I'm shoving the crotch ice under the door!
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(Deckard leaves, leaves behind lasagna. Bee returns to her living room.)
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| Bee
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Oh, you're awake! Wanna split a casserole?
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| Scene
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Dream sequence.
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| Bee
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Oh, hello! Well, well.
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| PuppyCats
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*sings*
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| Bee
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What? Ah, wait! Where are you guys going?
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(PuppyCat scratches Bee.)
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| Bee
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Why does this make me feel so sad?
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| Scene
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Bee's apartment.
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| Bee
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Ah, bad dream! Ah, you were there! Ah, lasagna's gone!
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(Bee's alarm goes off.)
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| Bee
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Hm? Ah, I'm late!
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| Scene
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Temporary Employment Agency.
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| Bee
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No, no, no, no...
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| Temporary Agent
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Ok, you have no documentable skills, you didn't manage to finish schooling past high school. Work history: spotty, at best. This is a temporary agency, not a charity, we—
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(Phone rings.)
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| Temp. agent
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Hello. Uh huh. No. Well, I didn't know that he had a peanut allergy. Ok, well, you know, if it's just a little bit of swelling, then then just get him away from the peanuts and, and it'll be over in about a half hour. Otherwise, call an ambulance. Thank you. Yep. Bye.
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| Bee
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You took too long. Now your candy's gone! That's what happened. Bagow!
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| Scene
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Bee's apartment.
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| PuppyCat
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Hello Peon. Bow to me.
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| Ladybug
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Uh, no. Thank you.
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| PuppyCat
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Why not?
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| Bee
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Hey dude! I got you presents. Pet store I used to work at is going out of business.
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| Scene
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Flashback of pet store dump.
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| Bee
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Ah ha ha!
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| Scene
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Bee's apartment.
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| Bee
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Lucky us! So, let me see. I got you a bone and wrapped a toy mouse around it. A blanket, eggplant pillow, dog food, cat food? Shampoo, a leash, and rainboots! Hahaha! Yeah. Yeah. Crap, I ran out of food money!
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(PuppyCat jumps up.)
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| Bee
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Relax, man, I'm not gonna eat your food.
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(PuppyCat pulls a letter out of his bell.)
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| Bee
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Ahh. Ahhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
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(PuppyCat hits her.)
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| Bee
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Stop! No hitting. There better not be anything scary cryptic written in here. I will scream so loud and then totally lose my marbles. Pretty stationery though. "Dear PuppyCat." Is that you? "Please report to Fishbowl Space for temporary work. Sign below." Oh, let me get you a pen.
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(PuppyCat presses his paw to the letter.)
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| Bee
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Ah?
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(They disappear.)
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| Ladybug
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Hello. Hello? Anybody here? I've been left behind. I'm all alone. Am I not good enough? *farts*
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(Ladybug #2 appears and laughs.)
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| Ladybug
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Ahh!
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| Unseen children
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Eww!
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